“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
OMG ahahahah stella you bitch
- band member: hey what can i sign for you
- me: just this piece of paper here please
- band member: ok cool
- **signs**
- me: thanks
- band member: wait was that an adoption paper
- me: nO BYE
- band member: WAIT
- me: NO
- band member: SECURITY
- me: BYE
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